Muzak, Ltd.'s ``Core Values''

On a lighter note, so to speak, you may be interested in the

core values

[now this link is broken, May 1998, it used to be

http://www.muzak.com/mlp/core.html

--johnh] of Muzak, Ltd. Aside from vague and (seemingly manditory) marketroid nature of the ``values'' of a corporation, I noted that these values include quality, but not necessarily taste. Draw your own conclusions.

I'm still waiting ``Attention MBone shoppers, Muzak on channel `Zzz' '' to pop up on sd one day. Until then, I guess I'm doomed to stay awake a few weekdays between lunch and coffee.